Farting Coworkers

Really quickly I need to write about how I'm pretty sure a coworker just farted on me. We were at a seminar for work and she let one rip and then said "Oh, I'm sorry." Then she turned and walked away slowly. Now I know she's mad at me for things I did last week. She's been following me around and trying to catch me making a mistake. I guess she's given up that hope and is just going to settle her anger in a less mature way. The best thing is you'd think we were all alone in a hall way or something. Not the case. We were waiting in the sign out line at the seminar so about 25 other people heard the fart and the apology. In better news, my boss sat me down and said she's really going to miss me when I'm gone because she's going to have no one intelligent to talk with.